We are in Hamastan, the newest Islamic Paradise we carved out just a few days ago. You should be immensely proud that, following your footsteps exactly, we vanquished the hypocrites, established full control of your dearest friend Allah. We are now furiously busy implementing Islamic Laws. Perchance you might have forgotten, the leader of the hypocrites (Gatah) also used your name, and invoked Allah (Allahu Akbar) to perpetrate mayhem on the ordinary Israeli citizens. We also shout Allahu Akbar when we slaughter another Muslim Brother, though lately we have denounced them as hypocrites. For the reason why we are doing this, please read on.
Burnt headquarters of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in Gaza June 15, 2007
We actually worked in complete collusion with the Gatah, though surreptitiously. Gatah was our political front, whereas, we were the military wing. This worked so well for both of us. The international; community, trusting the ambassador of Islamic peace, Farafat, flooded your sacred land (previously Saja, now Hamastan) with billions of dollars of aid. You will surely recall that following your tradition: ‘war is deceit’, we were immensely successful in attracting all the money in the world, lived well, never working for a living, and with our propaganda of Israelphobia, took the international community for a ride. This was a very lucrative Islamic business, we must admit. As long as the world took us as homeless, hungry, indigent vagrants, we had no problem in earning a good living without any meaningful employment. After all, the world owes Islam a living; you said it in many verses of the Qur’an. The only work in which we excelled were: collecting Islamic charity, gun totting, chanting Allahu Akabr in processions, and meting out dreadful Islamic punishments to those who had the slightest inclination towards the existence of the Jewish state.
Look PBUH, you must congratulate us for totally emulating you. Throughout your life, you never had had any gainful employment. First, you were dependent on your rich wife, and then, after her death, you squandered her wealth, and became dependent on your armed gang to commit loot and plunder. We did the same. Our citizens never work. They only wait to receive booty and jizya. You and your jihadist soldiers earned living through booty and jizya. We follow you. We took booty from the Jews, and the international community paid us jizya. What a fantastic combination we had. We terrorised the Jews and infidel through our armed gangs, extracting booty from them, and our political wing, led by the biggest world hypocrite, brother Massir, hoodwinked the world community through sob and tears, and extracted jizya from the infidels. Such a great success was this Islamic game that even the Great Satan paid us the jizya, toppling all other aid for us. So did the European infidels (mostly Christians), and the Buddhists (Japan), and the Brits.
Let the Kuffar work! We fight and rule!
Life was good for us, no doubt. There was no compelling necessity to solve the intractable Palestinian homelessness problem. See how clever this Islamic game is. Once the Palestinian problem is solved, the booty will stop, the billions of dollars of jizya will cease. We will be compelled to look after ourselves. We will be forced to be independent, educated, learn skills, build infrastructure, plan development programs, and find means of employment for our teeming uneducated, indolent and violence prone youth. They will be forced to give up jihad (read gun culture), depriving them of easy money through bank robbery, assassinations, terror, and plain banditry perpetrated around the globe. They will also lose the easy access to refugee asylum in infidel territories. Mostly mirroring your war strategies, did you know, PBUH, that these asylum seekers of us are the harbingers of international jihadist/terrorist movement? It is such a conniving, cunning, and masterfully articulated idea, that soon many lefties (read useful idiots) started supporting us.
Therefore, we were never serious in solving the Palestinian refugee problem. This was why when Israelis make concessions to our demands, we turn back; use excuses not to accept those concessions, and make fresh and additional demands, crafted in such a manner that we are certain Israel will reject them. The reality is very simple: had we accepted the Israeli concessions, we would have no ground to keep fighting our implacable foe. PBUH, by now our leader Massir Farafat must have provided you with details of his bank accounts, mostly in infidel lands. You should be happy that he has accumulated billions of American dollars through this technique of Islamic theft. Why should we give up such a lucrative Islamic business? We will be penniless, the moment we give up Islamic terrorism and return to negotiating table with the Jews for peace. It is that simple. Why must we not accumulate the wealth similar to brother Massir Farafat? He simply followed your path. Look, in the Qur’an, it says you were poor and Allah made you rich through plunder and jizya (93:8).
We are certain, by now, our eternal leader, Massir Farafat, must be conversing with you. He must have informed you of how our people have become crestfallen at his demise. Worst, the international community, especially the Great Satan, halted the jizya payment, the moment the armed faction of us won the election. This election victory turned out to be a great loss for us, politically, as well as financially. The drying up of billions of dollars of jizya forced us to separate. It is exactly similar to the internal feud, which develops among robbers when the booty becomes meagre. We really miss the Great Satan’s jizya money, in hard, cold cash. This money is just irresistible, so much so, that our political faction decided to be slavish to the Great Satan, the pigs and the monkeys (read the Jews).
To counter them, with begging bowls, we went to our Sunni Islamist brothers, but returned empty handed. You see, PBUH, a thief easily recognises another thief. That is why you will note that amongst the stingiest donors to our bottomless pit are the Arabs, our own flesh and blood. You must know the reason PBUH, because you truly are our flesh and blood. Please open the holy Qur’an and read what your best friend has written about the Bedouin Arabs.
In case you have forgotten, here is what Allah has written about the Arabs:
9:90. And those who made excuses from the bedouins came (to you, O Prophet) asking your permission to exempt them (from the battle), and those who had lied to Allâh and His Messenger sat at home (without asking the permission for it); a painful torment will seize those of them who disbelieve. (Tr. Hilali and Khan).
9:97. The bedouins are the worst in disbelief and hypocrisy, and more likely to be in ignorance of the limits (Allâh's Commandments and His Legal Laws, etc.) which Allâh has revealed to His Messenger. And Allâh is All-Knower, All-Wise. (Tr. Hilali and Khan).
9:98. And of the bedouins there are some who look upon what they spend (in Allâh's Cause) as a fine and watch for calamities for you, on them be the calamity of evil. And Allâh is All-Hearer, All-Knower.
49:14. The bedouins say: "We believe." Say: "You believe not but you only say, 'We have surrendered (in Islâm),' for Faith has not yet entered your hearts. But if you obey Allâh and His Messenger, He will not decrease anything in reward for your deeds. Verily, Allâh is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful."(Tr. Hilali and Khan).
Dearest PBUH, the best creation of Allah;
If you thought those Arabs were not the Muslims, here is what your closest Sahaba, Umar, said about the backbone of Islam:
The phenomenal and almost unparalleled efflorescence of early Islam was due in no small measure to the latent powers of the Bedouins, who in the words of the Caliph ‘Umar, “furnished Islam with its raw material”. (Phillip. K. Hitti, History of the Arabs, p.29).
You see PBUH, as they were the meanest, the most savage, and the most uncouth among the people on earth, even your best friend Allah did not trust the Arabs. PBUH, please do not get angry with us, it is not a racist statement. The statement comes straight from the Qur’an, that is, direct from Allah. If you like you might call the Qur’an and Allah racist.
So, if those Arabs could be ruthless, barbaric, and inhuman to you why should they be kind, generous, and understanding to us? Believe us, PBUH, the character of the Bedouin Arabs have not changed even a bit since you left them to meet your greatest confidante, Allah. They are still the same; or rather, we are still the same.
This is the reason our Arab brothers showed us the door when we approached them for money, although, the holiest of holy Arabs, the Saudis, did shed a little bit of crocodile tears for the sake of ummah, convened a conclave of the two factions of the Palestinians and pledged some money. As with most such promises, this too, turned out to be simply hollow. We went begging to the Persians, the Shia Islam.
Iranians demonstrate in support of the Hamas-led Palestinian government in Tehran on July 9, 2006.
They are our implacable foe, but we love money more than anything else. We, therefore, made a compact with our Shia enemy. The agreement was that—we should establish a one hundred percent Islamic Paradise in Saja, much in the style of Islamic Paradise of Iran, in return for an unspecified sum as Islamic gift (perhaps around 500 million USD a year). Look PBUH, you did the same when you invaded Mecca. You made friends with your greatest enemies, such as: Abu Sufyan, Safwan b. Umayyah, Umayya b. Khalaf Ikrima b. Abi Jahl…and so on. You did that simply because you wanted them to join in your raid to the immensely wealthy people of B. Hawazin (the battle of Hunayan). This was a clever strategy. You got fabulous booty, and distributed a large portion of it to your past enemies.
We are playing the same strategy. In return for about 500 million of USD a year, we shall use our jihadists, fully armed, to terrorise the Israelis, secure booty from them through hijacking, ransom, suicide bombing, and sheer plunder. The Persians are playing the same Islamic game in Lebanon, in collusion with the Allah’s soldiers there. This is quite similar to mercenary business. The Persians give us money, and we play the Islamic game. The whole world will be our booty land. This is what the Persians want: just to decimate the Great Satan. If necessary, our suicide bombers might even strap themselves with atom bombs and head for the Great Satan’s citadels. We shall do anything, as long as the Persians pay us the right money. PBUH, wouldn’t you admit that we are quite smart to follow your footsteps?
Please watch this video to witness how we mutilate our Islamic brothers.
This Islamic mutilation is similar in the manner when your best friend Abu Bakr’s son, Muhammad, murdered your dear son in law, ‘Uthman, his body trampled. His Qur’an kicked, his wife sexually molested and her fingers cut off.
What a coincidence, PBUH, your son in law’s murderer had the same name as yours.
Here is how it was carried out:
After the rebels laid siege on ‘Uthman’s residence for 49 days (or 40 days, according to another narration), they grew impatient. They had already set ablaze the portico of his residence and had halted the supply of water. ‘Uthman, nevertheless, survived this peril—thanks to his secret guards. They sneaked in water for his consumption. The dissidents became desperate to finish ‘Uthman. They hand picked three experienced killers; dispatched them one after another to assassinate ‘Uthman. Every time one of these professional assassins entered ‘Uthman’s chamber, ‘Uthman adjured them for Allah’s sake not to murder him—lest they too received Allah’s unbound wrath. Fearful of this punishment of Allah, they could not strike their sword on an aged, emaciated ‘Uthman. One by one, they returned, having failed to accomplish their mission. Frustrated, the rebels selected Muhammad b. Abu Bakr (caliph Abu Bakr’s son), another cannibal, to murder ‘Uthman. Muhammad, too found it extremely difficult to kill ‘Uthman, as’Uthman pleaded for his life for Allah’s sake. So, Muhammad returned empty handed—without the blood of ‘Uthman on his hands.
Now, read on what Tabari (volume xv)
[Please note that Na’ilah bt. Alfarafisah was the 8th, the youngest, and the most beautiful of all ‘Uhtman’s wives. She was with ‘Uthman when the assassins entered his chamber. ‘Uthman was eighty two years when he was killed. Please know that Muhammad b. Abi Bakr, one of the main killers of ‘Uthman was a half brother of Aisha, the dearest and the youngest wife of Muhammad, the Prophet].
When Muhammad b. Abi Bakr came out and they learned that he had failed, Qutayrah al Sakuni, Sudan b. Humran al Sakuni, and al Ghafiqi rose up and attacked [‘Uthman]. Al Ghafiqi struck him with an iron tool he was carrying and kicked the Qur’an with his foot. The sacred text flew over, dropping into [‘Uthman’s] hands, and as blood flowed upon it, Sudan b. Humran came up to strike him, and Nailah bt. Alfarafisah bent over him and warded off the sword with her hand. He aimed at her and struck off her fingers. As she turned to flee, he fondled her hips and said, “How large her buttocks are!” Then he struck ‘Uthman and killed him. Some of ‘Uthman’s slaves entered alongside the rebels [‘qawm] to defend him. ‘Uthman had manumitted certain of them, and when they saw that Sudan had struck him, one of them fell on him and cut off his head. Qutayrah jumped on the slave and killed him. [The rebels] pillaged the house and drove out those who lived there. Then they locked the three dead men inside.
When they went out into the courtyard of the house, another of ‘Uthman’s slaves jumped on Qutayrah and killed him. The rebels coursed through the house taking everything they found, even what was on women. One man, named Kulthum b. Tujib, snatched Na’ilah’s head wrap. Na’ilah turned away and he said, “Woe to your mother! How full your buttocks are!” A slave of ‘Uthman saw him and killed him then was killed himself. The rebels shouted to one another: “Every man should keep an eye on his comrades.” Within the house they cried out, “Seize the Public Treasury! No one must get there ahead of you.” The guards of the Public Treasury—in which there were but two sacks—heard their voices and said, ”Run! These people are only after worldly goods.” They fled while [the rebels] came to the Treasury and pillaged it.
Another version of ‘Uthman’s murder is narrated in this manner:
‘Uthman ordered Abu Karib—a man of [the tribe of] Hamdan—and one of the Helpers to stand guard at the door to the Public Treasury, which contained just two sacks of silver coin. When the fire was eventually extinguished, ibn al Zubayr and Marwan skirmished with (the assailants). The two men were threatened by Muhammad b. Abi Bakr, and when he entered ‘Uthman’s presence they both fled. Muhammad b. Abi Bakr seized [Utman’s] beard, and he said “Let go of my beard! Your father would not have grabbed it.” So he let go. Then the [rebels] came in and attacked [‘Uthman]; one was striking him with iron tip of his scabbard and another was beating him with his fists. A man with broad iron tipped arrows came and stabbed him in the threat, and the blood flowed down on the Qur’an. Even as they did this they were afraid to kill him, but he was old and lost consciousness. Still others came in, and when they saw that he was unconscious they dragged him away by the leg. Na’ilah and her daughters screamed. Al Tujibi drew his sword to plunge it into [‘Uthman’s] belly. Na’ilah shielded him, but [al Tujibi] cut her hand, then he leaned on [‘Uthman’s] chest with his sword. ‘Uthman—may God be pleased with him—was murdered before sunset. Someone cried out, “How is it that his blood is lawful and his property forbidden?” So they pillaged everything, and then broke into Public Treasury. The two guards threw down the keys and fled for lives, shouting, “Flee! Flee! This is what the rebels (al-qawm) are after.”
And here is yet another version of this Islamic murder:
…Muhammad b. Abi Bakr, accompanied by Kinanah b. Bishr b. ‘Attab, Sudan b. Humran and ‘Amr b. al-Hamiq, reached ‘Uthman by climbing over the wall from the house of ‘Amr b. Hazm. They found ‘Uthman, with his wife Na’ilah, reading the Surah of the Cow from the Qur’an. Muhammad b. Abi Bakr came up to them and seized ‘Uthman’s beard. “May God disgrace you, you hyena,” he said. ‘Uthman replied, “I am no hyena. I am God’s servant and the Commander of the Faithful.”Muhammad said, “Neither Mua’wiyah nor anyone else has been of any use to you.” ‘Uthman said, “Son of my brother, let go my beard. Your father would not have gripped like this.” Muhammad replied, “Had my father seen you doing these things, he would have denounced you for them, and I mean to do worse to you than grab your beard.” ‘Uthman said, “I seek God’s help and support against you.” Then Muhammad pierced his forehead with a broad iron tipped arrow that he was holding. Kinanah b. Bishr raised some arrows of the same kind that he was holding, and plunged them into the base of ’Uthman’s ear down to his throat. Then he fell on him with his sword until he killed him.
According to ‘Abd al Rahman—Abu ‘Awn: Kinanah b. Bishr struck his forehead with an iron bar. He pitched forward, face down, and Sudan b. Humran al Muradi beat him after he had fallen and killed him.
…As to ‘Amr b.al-Hamiq, he jumped on ‘Uthman and sat on his chest—he was still barely alive—and stabbed him nine times. ‘Amr said, “I stabbed him three times for God’s sake and six times because of the anger in my breast against him.”
Beloved PBUH, Rasul i Karim
It might sound incredible that we established the latest Islamic Paradise, Hamastan, on the same day your loving son in law, ‘Uthman was Islamically murdered, that is, 7th June 657 (another version is 17th June 656, Tabari). Don’t’ you think it is an auspicious day which the ummah must celebrate, year after year?
PBUH, don’t you think it is quite enjoyable when Islam plays Islam? Here is how you also played Islam when you ordered the destruction of the mosque of another faction of Islam.
The Destruction of an Opposition Mosque at Dhu Awan by Muhammad--April, 631CE
Proceeding further from Tabuk on his way to Medina, Muhammad halted at Dhu Awan at Quba (about 4 kms. from Medina), an hour’s journey from Medina. There, an opposition Muslim group had built a mosque. Previously, while Muhammad was making preparations for the march to Tabuk, this group of Muslims approached him and said, “O Messenger of God, we have built a mosque for the sick and needy and for rainy and cold nights, and we would like you to visit us and pray for us.” (Tabari, vol.ix, p.61). As Muhammad was too busy with his preparations for Tabuk expedition, he excused himself from visiting this newly-built mosque but assured the dissident group that he would call on their mosque while returning to Medina (from Tabuk).
When Muhammad halted at Dhu Awan, he accused its builders of being unjust and sent a band of jihadists to burn and destroy the freshly constructed mosque. He said to his band of hooligans, “Go to this mosque whose owners are unjust people and destroy and burn it.” (Tabari, vol.ix, p.61). His band of raging arsonists stealthily entered the bustling mosque and set fire to it when it was filled with people assembled for the evening prayer. The worshippers dispersed in utter terror. Allah promptly sent down verse 9:107, 110, justifying the destruction of opposition mosques. To further validate his gutting of this mosque, Muhammad concocted the story that he suspected that the builders of the ‘Mosque of Dissent’ were planning to assassinate him.
Then he extolled the virtue of the first mosque (known as Masjid Takwa) that was built by him at Quba when he migrated to Medina and where he had asked his followers to pray. This instruction is written in the Qur’an in verses 9:108-110.
Esteemed PBUH, the last Messenger of Allah;
Kindly switch on News Channel in your Islamic Television in Paradise; preferably Al Kazeera, Allah’s own broadcasting service, exclusively for the Arabs, Allah’s chosen people.
How interesting it is to watch on television screen mosques after mosques are being burnt, imams mercilessly slaughtered, innocent worshippers cruelly maimed, and the prayer rugs soaked in blood. PBUH, what do you think your ummah would have done if the infidels enacted these Islamic plays? I am certain you would not have left a single infidel alive in any Islamic Paradises. Imagine PBUH, a Hindu destroying a mosque in Bangladesh, or a Christian scribing a single letter of graffiti in a mosque in Pakistan. What do you think your ummah would have done to the world Jewish population had any Israeli soldier did the Islamic mutilation of a jihadist as seen in the video above?
When Islam plays Islam, the ummah remains silent. This has always been the case—Islamic blood is very cheap. Is not this very true, PBUH?
Finally, PBUH, the example for mankind;
The un Islamic world has invented the Play Boy, the Play Girl, the Play Mate, and the Play School, Play Station. Who says Islam cannot invent anything? We have invented Play Islam.
PBUH, please install this game in your computer in paradise and play. You will certainly enjoy this latest Islamic plaything. After all, it is your game, which we play.
The new Caliph of Hamastan