Don’t know how to pee and pooh, ask Mohammad, he’ll help you! An article for some light ‘relief’!
Aside from being depraved and vicious, Islam is also a great example of obsessive/compulsive behaviour! The
text goes well beyond mere cleanliness to an obsession with urine, faeces, semen, menstruation, dirty sex etc along with an obsessive watching of Mohammad as he urinates and defecates and a perverted interest in every aspect of his 'personal' behaviour and wash routine! The washing is not related to any idea of disease - Mohammad believed all water was pure including that where menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown.(eg. Abu Dawud Book 1, Number 66) or water used by animals (Abu Dawud Book 1, No. 63, No. 76). Other religions had washing rituals – several Islamic ones come from Jewish text but it is truly obsessive in Islam! Muslim book 2 (Numbers 500s) and book3 (numbers 600s to 730) are hysterical but this article concentrates on Mohammad peeing and poohing—a fine example for all to follow ‘religiously’! Some pointers are listed below lest the unwary do it incorrectly and incur allah’s wrath!
Hey, Mohammad, do you face towards the quibla or away? (quibla -Mecca ...Bait-al-Maqdis, supposedly Jerusalem):
Mohammad squats and pees like a woman:
Beware of Jinns/devils:
Use 3 stones to wipe..
After chatting to the jinn Mohammad forbids the use of bone, dung, charcoal for wiping:
Use a potty like Mohammad’s at night:
Don’t look at another’s ‘privates’ (actually it’s even offensive for husband and wife to look at each other’s genitals!!! Reliance of the Traveller: a classic manual of Islamic sacred law; m2.4 p512..)
Muslim Book 2, Number 509: ....Abdullah said: People say when you go to the latrine, you should neither turn your face towards the Qibla nor towards Bait-ul-Maqdis. 'Abdullah said (farther): I went up to the roof of the house and saw the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) squatting on two bricks for relieving himself with his face towards Bait-al-Maqdis. (basically repeated in ***Maliks Muwatta Book 14, Number 14.2.3: )
Maliks Muwatta Book 14, Number 14.1.1: and 14.1.2 also forbade defecating or urinating while facing the qibla.
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 13: Narrated Jabir ibn Abdullah: The Prophet of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) forbade us to face the qiblah at the time of making water. Then I saw him facing it (qiblah) urinating or easing himself one year before his death.
Mohammad squats and pees like a woman:
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 14: Narrated Abdullah ibn Umar: When the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) wanted to relieve himself, he would not raise his garment, until he lowered himself near the ground.
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 22: Narrated Amr ibn al-'As: AbdurRahman ibn Hasanah reported: I and Amr ibn al-'As went to the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him). He came out with a leather shield (in his hand). He covered himself with it and urinated. Then we said: Look at him. He is urinating as a woman does.........
Beware of Jinns/devils:
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 6: Narrated Zayd ibn Arqam: The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) said: These privies are frequented by the jinns and devils. So when anyone amongst you goes there, he should say: "I seek refuge in Allah from male and female devils."
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 0035: Narrated AbuHurayrah: The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: ........If anyone goes to relieve himself, he should conceal himself, and if all he can do is to collect a heap of sand, he should sit with his back to it, for the devil makes sport with the posteriors of the children of Adam. .....
When stones aren't available water must do the job
Use 3 stones to wipe..
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 40: Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) said: When any of you goes to relieve himself, he should take with him three stones to cleans himself, for they will be enough for him. (repeated in No. 41)
After chatting to the jinn Mohammad forbids the use of bone, dung, charcoal for wiping:
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 39: Narrated Abdullah ibn Mas'ud: A deputation of the jinn came to the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and said: O Muhammad, forbid your community to cleanse themselves with a bone or dung or charcoal, for in them Allah has provided sustenance for us. So the Prophet peace_be_upon_him) forbade them to do so.
Abu-DawudBook 1, Number7: Narrated Salman al-Farsi: It was said to Salman: Your Prophet teaches you everything, even about excrement. He replied: Yes. He has forbidden us to face the qiblah at the time of easing or urinating, and cleansing with right hand, and cleansing with less than three stones, or cleansing with dung or bone.(Note Jinn are little devils Allah created from fire, frequently mentioned in the Koran! They have rights under Islamic law and can mate with humans!! Some turned into Muslims. Not believing in jinn is unbelief and punishable!!!)
Use a potty like Mohammad’s at night:
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 24: Narrated Umaymah daughter of Ruqayqah: The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) had a wooden vessel under his bed in which he would urinate at night.
Don’t look at another’s ‘privates’ (actually it’s even offensive for husband and wife to look at each other’s genitals!!! Reliance of the Traveller: a classic manual of Islamic sacred law; m2.4 p512..)
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 15: Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri: I heard the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) say: When two persons go together for relieving themselves uncovering their private parts and talking together, Allah, the Great and Majestic, becomes wrathful at this (action).
Opressive Western rules offend Islam
Use soft ground near walls!
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 3::......... In reply AbuMusa wrote to him saying: One day I was in the company of the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him). He wanted to urinate. Then he came to a soft ground at the foot of a wall and urinated. He (the Prophet) then said: If any of you wants to urinate, he should look for a place (like this) for his urination.
(Muslim males urinated on the walls of the beautiful Cathedral in Florence enraging Oriana Fallaci)
Remember, it’s evil to pee and poo (Why did allah make people this way?) Urine defiles so if you don’t purify yourself expect endless torment from allah! And, a girl’s urine is more polluting than a boy’s---naturally, women are sooo offensive!!
Remember, it’s evil to pee and poo (Why did allah make people this way?) Urine defiles so if you don’t purify yourself expect endless torment from allah! And, a girl’s urine is more polluting than a boy’s---naturally, women are sooo offensive!!
Abu dawud Book 1, Number 30: Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: When the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) came out of the privy, he used to say: "Grant me Thy forgiveness." (What had he been doing???)
Muslim Book 2, Number 575: Ibn Abbas reported: The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) happened to pass by two graves and said: They (their occupants) are being tormented, but they are not tormented for a grievous sin. One of them carried tales and the other did not keep himself safe from being defiled by urine...... (also in No. 576)
Abu-Dawud Book 1, Number 375: (basically repeated in 376, 377) Narrated Lubabah daughter of al-Harith: Al-Husayn ibn Ali was (sitting) in the lap of the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him). He passed water on him. .......He said: The urine of a female child should be washed (thoroughly) and the urine of a male child should be sprinkled over.And watch those hands at night:
Muslim Book 2, Number 541: Abu Huraira said: When anyone amongst you wakes up from sleep, he must not put his hand in the utensil till he has washed it three times, for he does not know where his hand was during the night.Dirty, dirty, dirty!!!
While some instructions may be ‘sensible,’ like not piddling in watering places, they aren’t new to Islam. I hope we are providing stones not infidel toilet paper to those lock-up, specially for Muslims toilets/washrooms! Remember, Islam dictates everything...wonderful for the feeble minded but hell for any person capable of reason and independent action who wants to deviate and still remain alive!
I’m sooo RELIEVED that’s done!
I’m sooo RELIEVED that’s done!
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